I am resting - I am - I am - honest.
I have discovered http://www.vistaprint.co.uk/
You can get all sorts of printed bits and bobs for free. It is quite a pantomime to process the order and you have to be very careful not to press a button (or miss un-ticking one) that will add to the cost. All you have pay for is the postage, and that's not wildly expensive. I am waiting for a tee shirt, pen, mouse mat - spent a couple of hours setting up a brochure for printing - 25 for free, that's loads for me.